Author: The Purple Ninja

HoHO! Greetings once again, truthseekers! Purple Ninja is dismayed to report that you have disappointed the Purple Ninja. There are some among your number who have failed to pledge their support to the The...

HoHO! Greetings, truthseekers! Before the Purple Ninja enriches your miserable civilian lives with ancient wisdoms, Purple Ninja must first shill for his corporate overlords. Cast your awestruck eyes upon…Pizzajitsu: The Motion Picture! This short...

UNEXPECTED POSTING ATTACK! HoHO! You did not expect to see the Purple Ninja here today, and yet here I am! The Purple Ninja has planned it this way. The Purple Ninja has lain in...

Greetings once again, truthseekers! HoHO! And for that matter, Hoho HO! The holiday season is upon us, and Purple Ninja has finished shopping early this year! For those who have incurred the wrath of...

Greetings, truthseekers! The Purple Ninja has arrived! You have come expecting a story from Kentucky Blue Clay? A clever ruse! HoHO! The Purple Ninja once again defies expectations! Fear not, my friends! Kentucky is...